This Patek Philippe, oh boy, it’s a fancy thing. Remake Patek Philippe PP Calatrava 6007G-010, that’s what they call it. Big words, huh? This is original order, just like the real one from them rich folks. You know, like gettin’ a dress made just for you. Cost a whole lotta money, I reckon.
I saw it, shiny and new. Like a fresh-picked apple, all gleamin’. This one, it’s got a black strap. Good leather, feels strong. Like a good harness for the mule. Not some cheap stuff that’ll fall apart after a few uses. This here, this’ll last ya. Got some numbers on it, but I don’t understand all that fancy stuff. Important for them rich folks though, I guess.
They say it’s in stock. Means they got it right there, ready to go. Not like waitin’ for the Sears catalog to come in and then waitin’ some more for the order. Nope, they got this watch right there. You want it, you can get it. But you gotta ask first, gotta make sure. They say “Please Check Stock Availability Before Placing Any Order”. That’s what they say. Fancy words for “ask us first”.
And get this, they say “For COD 10% Advance Required”. COD, that’s cash on delivery. Means you pay when you get it. But you gotta give ’em some money upfront. 10%, like a little bit of what the whole thing costs. Just to show you’re serious, I suppose. Like puttin’ down a deposit on a new calf.
Now, this watch, it ain’t cheap. Costs more than my whole house, I bet. They say it is 34690 USD. That’s a lot of eggs, a lot of chickens! Enough to buy a new tractor, maybe two! I don’t know why anyone needs a watch that costs so much. My old clock works just fine. Tells the time, that’s all you need, right?
This Patek Philippe Calatrava, they say it’s a good one. Like a good investment, they say. Means it’ll be worth more later. Like land, you know? You buy it, it gets more valuable. But a watch? I don’t know about that. Seems like a silly thing to spend so much money on.
- This one, it’s the Calatrava 6007G-010, that’s the model. Like a type of cow, I guess. They got all different kinds.
- They say there are 57 of these, 57 of these Patek Philippe Calatrava 6007G-010. Not too many, not too few.
- Got a black strap, like I said. Good leather.
This strap, it’s got some special mark on it. Some cross thing. They say it’s the “Calatrava Cross”. And the name, “Patek Philippe”. Means it’s real, not some fake thing. Gotta watch out for fakes, you know. Like them folks sellin’ snake oil at the fair. This one’s the real deal, they say.
Got them fancy hands, too. White gold, they say. And they glow in the dark. “Luminescent coating”, that’s what they call it. So you can see the time even when it’s dark. Like when you gotta get up early to milk the cows before the sun comes up. Handy, I suppose.
Some folks, they really like these watches. They collect ’em. Like some folks collect stamps, or them little porcelain dolls. These folks, they collect these expensive watches. Got another one called the “Aquanaut”, or something, another is “Nautilus”. Sounds like a fish, don’t it? They say those are good ones, too. Go up in price real good. But they’re hard to get.
This other one, the “Aquanaut Travel Time 5164R-001”, that’s a mouthful, ain’t it? They say it does a whole lot of things. Like a Swiss Army knife, but a watch. Hard to find, though. Came out in 2016, they say. Long time ago.
Me, I don’t need no fancy watch. My old clock does just fine. I’d rather spend my money on somethin’ useful. Like a new roof for the barn. Or some good feed for the animals. Or maybe a little somethin’ for the grandkids. That’s where the real value is. But hey, if you got the money, and you want a fancy watch, this Patek Philippe Calatrava 6007G-010, it’s a good one, they say. Just remember to check the stock.
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