Oh, honey, you wanna know ’bout them fancy watches, huh? Them high imitation Rolex ones, the Two-tone Blue Submariner? My eyes ain’t what they used to be, but I’ll tell ya what I know. See, I heard folks talkin’ ’bout these things down at the market. They say these fake Rolex, they look just like the real deal, ‘specially that Rolex Submariner one. Shines real pretty, that blue and gold color. They call it two-tone, fancy word for two colors, I reckon.
Now, this here Rolex Two-tone Blue Submariner, it’s a hot item, lots of folks wanting it. But those real ones, they cost more than a whole year’s worth of crops! So, some smart alecks, they started makin’ these… what do they call ’em? Imitations. Yeah, that’s it. High imitation Rolex watches. They look just like the ones in them fancy stores, the official flagship store kind. But they don’t cost you an arm and a leg.
Some fellas, they get these fake Rolex watches, try to sell ’em like they’re real. Gotta watch out for that, I tell ya. But if you know what to look for, you can spot a fake one. They say the real ones, they got some special markings. But these fake ones? Not so much. Don’t let ’em fool ya, these imitation Rolex, they ain’t worth much, not really. If you gonna buy one, then just remember, it ain’t real gold, honey, that blue dial ain’t made of nothing fancy.
You wanna be careful where you buy ’em, too. Some of them shops, they ain’t honest. They’ll tell ya it’s a real Rolex, straight from the Rolex official flagship store. Don’t you believe ’em. You best off buyin’ from someone you know, someone you trust. My neighbor, old man Johnson, he got one of them imitation Rolex, a Submariner, looked real nice. He wore it to church every Sunday. Said it made him feel like a big shot.
- That Two-tone Blue Submariner, it’s a looker, ain’t it?
- But don’t go payin’ real Rolex prices for a fake one.
- Best to know what you’re buyin’ before you hand over your money.
- These fake Rolexes, they good for show, not for much else.
Now, I heard some folks sayin’ these super clone ones is even better. They say they’re so close to the real thing, even them experts have a hard time tellin’ the difference. Now that is just somethin’, ain’t it? I seen a picture of one, a Datejust, they called it, with that shiny gold-like two tone bracelet. Looked just like the real Rolex Datejust I saw in that magazine once. They even had a blue dial one, too, just like that Submariner everybody wants. I guess these super clone Rolex watches, they just a bit fancier than the regular fake ones.
Some of these young folks, they wear these fake Rolex watches, tryin’ to look important. They think it makes ’em look rich. Maybe it does, I don’t know. I seen that young Tommy down the street, he got one of them Rolex imitations. He wears it every day, even when he’s just feedin’ the chickens. Says it makes him feel good.
I remember one time, this fella came through town, tryin’ to sell these “genuine” Rolex watches out of his car trunk. Said he got ’em straight from the factory. Most folks knew better. But a few, they got taken in. Paid good money for a fake watch. You gotta be careful, I tell ya. There are lots of dishonest folks out there.
Now if you want a real Rolex, that blue Submariner one, you best be prepared to pay a whole lot of money. That Rolex official flagship store, that is where you get the real ones. But like I said, those imitation Rolex, they can look pretty good too. Especially if you just want to wear them for show.
I guess it depends on what you want it for. If you just want somethin’ that looks nice, then one of them high imitation Rolex watches might do ya just fine. But if you want the real deal, the genuine article, then you gotta go to that official store and be ready to shell out a lot of cash. Just make sure you know what you are getting. Don’t be like those folks that bought those fake ones from the trunk of the car thinking they were real!
And another thing, if a Rolex catches your eye, just remember what old folks say, if the price is too good to be true, then it is probably a fake one. But like I said, these days, these super clone ones are something else. These days those fake Rolex can fool anyone, so just be careful, honey.
It depends on what you like. Some folks like that gold color, other folks like that blue. That Two-tone Blue Submariner, it’s got both. Maybe that’s why everyone wants it. That is just like how people dress up, you should just choose what fits your style. I always say, wear what makes you feel good. Even if it is a fake Rolex.