Well, let me tell you somethin’ about them fancy Yves Saint Laurent YSL ENVELOPE BAG, you see ’em in them specialty stores, all shiny and new. My granddaughter, she’s always lookin’ at them things online, says they’re all the rage. She says they good bags, but lordy, they cost more than a whole month’s groceries!
But you know, them fancy stores, they ain’t the only place to get one. I seen ’em online other places, like that, what’s it called… Vest… Vest-something. Used ones, they say. Cheaper, too. Says you can buy ’em, sell ’em, all that. I reckon if you ain’t got a whole lot of money, but you still want one of them YSL ENVELOPE BAG, that’s the way to go.
These bags, they got this flap, looks like an envelope, you know? That’s why they call it the ENVELOPE BAG. They got a chain, too, a shiny one. My granddaughter, she wants the one with the gold chain, says it’s classy. I tell her, gold or silver, it’s still gonna cost a pretty penny!
- They come in all sorts of colors, these YSL bags.
- Black ones, white ones, even red ones, I seen.
- Some even got fancy patterns, like that snake skin.
- Lord, who needs a snake skin bag?
Now, I heard from that girl at the market, her daughter’s got one, that these YSL ENVELOPE BAG are “pre-owned.” That’s what they call used nowadays, I guess. “Pre-owned.” Sounds better than just plain old “used,” don’t it? Makes it sound like it was loved before, taken care of. They even got a place, this Fashion-something place, that has a whole bunch of these “pre-owned” YSL ENVELOPE BAG for sale. Imagine that!
Some folks, they buy ’em new, from them Yves Saint Laurent specialty stores. I guess if you got the money, why not? But me, I’d rather save my pennies. These bags, they’re just for carryin’ stuff around, ain’t they? Keys, wallet, maybe a little lipstick. Why spend so much on somethin’ like that? There’s that place called, uh, Neiman Marcus, that sells ’em. Full of fancy stuff, that place. Probably charge you an arm and a leg just to walk in the door!
My granddaughter showed me pictures online. They even got little tiny ones, these YSL ENVELOPE BAG, just big enough for your phone and a credit card, maybe. They call them “chain wallets,” I think. And bigger ones, you can sling ’em across your body, “crossbody bags,” she says. So many choices! It’s all a bit much for an old lady like me. I’d forget what I put where in those different bags!
I seen another place online, The Real…something. It’s like that Vest-something place, lots of used stuff. It says they “authenticate” them. They check if they’re real, I guess. With these fancy YSL bags, you gotta be careful, lots of fakes out there, they say. Can you imagine payin’ all that money for a fake? I’d be madder than a wet hen!
This Yves Saint Laurent, he was a fancy designer, you know. Made all sorts of clothes and things. Then, some other fella, Hedi somethin’, he took over. Changed the name, even! Used to be Yves Saint Laurent, now it’s just Saint Laurent Paris. Don’t make no sense to me, but what do I know about high fashion? They say he made things “edgy.” I don’t know what that means, sounds like somethin’ sharp and pointy.
They say these YSL bags, especially the older ones, they’re like gold, they don’t lose value. Some even go up in price, they say. “Investment,” they call it. I guess if you buy one of them fancy snake skin ones, it might be worth a lot someday. Who knew an old bag could be worth so much?
Anyway, these Yves Saint Laurent YSL ENVELOPE BAG, they’re somethin’ else, ain’t they? All them different colors, sizes, new, used… It’s a whole world out there, just for bags. But if you’re lookin’ for one and you don’t want to spend a fortune, you might want to check out them “pre-owned” ones. Just make sure they’re real, you don’t want to get fooled. And if you see my granddaughter, tell her I said to save her money, she don’t need no fancy YSL ENVELOPE BAG to look pretty!
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